Don't worry BFCers I haven't gone completely sports-brained, just a relevant question coming to mind.

ESPN does this thing around August called the Ocho where for 1-2 days they air competitive games of the weirdest sports often not televised. Some sample ones from this year are:

Pinball Invitational
USA Mullet Championships
US Air Guitar Championships
Disc Golf Pro Tour Championship
Wisconsin Auctioneers Championship
Microsoft Excel World Championship
Truck and Tractor Pulling

What games would you see in the ESPN/Ocho. I would pick QWOP Championship, Competitive Sleeping, and Dog Surfing. What about you, what would you make a sport that would get aired on television?