When it comes to nicknames and names I have been given so many different names through-out my life. Some of these were nicknames based on something notable I did, some of these were people screwing up my name (without doxing myself my name is Bob Brown levels of simple so I don't know how people flub it so much), or just some random things I have been called. I'm sure everyone else has their fair share of nicknames + names so my question today is which of these is the weirdest ones that have been called.

Back in senior year of high school my Spanish teacher got my name wrong as Fernando. This was not something that was like saying a letter wrong or like she said the Spanish version of my English name. This was completely out of left field and made 0 sense. Due to this she just started calling me Fernando and that was my name to her for the rest of the year. It might not be the most memorable nickname I have been given, but it's certainly the weirdest with how random it is.

What about you, what is the weirdest nickname you have been given?

My name leaves 0 room for creativity when it comes to nicknames, so I never really had one. The only one I could think of is "Mustard" from one of my bffs because I used to wear one of our friends' yellow jacket every single day in elementary school, lol. Another weird one of was my AP English teacher calling me Trayvon over halfway through the year senior year. Lady had said my name like a million times and just comes up with that. It was funnier because the Trayvon Martin case was going on relatively around the same time, so it just kind of looked like she made a racist mistake. lmaooo.

Otherwise, there's nothing actually relating to my name, and the closest thing is internet friends calling me Flare. lmfao.

Lmao that's helpful in some ways. I feel you on that Mustard nickname. Growing up I had a great amount of Northface gear so some people just referred to me as the "North Face Guy".

I didn't exactly have any weird names, considering that everyone used to call me by my initials (we had so many people of the same first name, so I just decided to go by my initials to make things easier for me).

Though I had this one annoying kid in middle school called me "qwerty" because my initials fell perfectly into the top row of letters on a keyboard, and it kind of got irritating real fast.

Qwerty is an interesting one lol. Yeah I know what you mean about the first name, back in college we had the good old REDACTED society.

Hence my old username, quite a few people called me T-Hoff. I think the funniest nickname that some of friends have called me in the past was "Bitch Tits." I can give the reasoning if anybody is interested.

Sure fire away lol.

Oh I so want to join the bitch tits brigade

It was nothing too crazy. It was actually pretty funny tbh. So, I naturally have a barrel chest and large pecs for my size. So, all my wrestling buddies and I used to joke I had bigger tits than a lot of the girls at my school. Hence, they started calling me bitch tits on the occasion.

oh boy oh boy; If I ever get to meet you, I'm absolutely hitting you with the bitch tits. That's so funny. lmao